https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk10Ych6Eps
Several female celebrities have had their personal nude photos released to the public in the last few weeks, and Sears has come up with a way so that doesn’t happen again. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live the department store aired a commercial for their new service and I think the famous people of the world will love it. That’s because there is no digital fingerprint at Sears’ Nude Portrait Studio. Not only do you get professional photos of you in the buff, but you also get some wallet sized one to give to your lover of the month. When you run out, go back and get some more. Not a bad deal!
The only negative is that if your ex-lover has a scanner, you might be screwed by them all over again.
