Sean Patrick Flanery is 52 years old and that means it is time for him to get a colonoscopy. Therefore, he went in to get it done and the doctors gave him some anesthesia so it would be easier to stick a camera 5 feet up The Dead Zone aka his butt hole.
When he woke up, he detailed the procedure as though it was an action shoot. Since he has been acting for over 30 years now, it probably seemed normal for the actor coming off of moonlight to describe it that way. Although, by the way he chronicled the procedure, it sounds like it would be the worst episode of The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones ever.
Thankfully, his colon got the same reviews from the doctors as I gave to Simply Irresistible, “flying colors.” While I could watch the latter film a million more times, I think I will pass on his seeing his latest movie. It is probably a lot scarier than Saw 3.
