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Sacha Baron Cohen is in Cannes to promote his latest unfunny movie The Dictator and it doesn’t look like it will be smooth sailing for him. He took George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis on a boat ride, and it ended it as good for her as it did when she broke up with the Oscar winner. Instead of leaving the way she came on the boat, the Dancing with the Stars “star” was thrown overboard in a black plastic bag after laughing at his tiny pen!s. I mean you can’t blame her, it just seems that men with small dicks make up for it by being big ones. And after seeing Borat and Bruno, I think his little Dictator is the only funny thing about him.