I have been dying to see a really crappy cheesy horror movie for a long time and I haven’t been able to find one to satisfy me. That was until I decided to check out One Eyed Monster this morning starring Ron Jeremy or should I say Ron Jeremy’s d!ck. One Eyed Monster is about an alien who takes over Jeremy’s body and when he is filming one of his type of scenes, the thing that made him famous detaches from his body and goes on a killing spree. Yes Ron Jeremy’s d!ck goes around f*cking people to death. You can’t make this stuff up, well someone in Hollywood did or I wouldn’t be posting about the movie. Seriously it is so bad, that it is awesome! You will wonder why you can’t take your eyes the One Eye Monster. You can check out this brilliant cinematic film on The Movie Channel or buy the DVD, I would suggest the latter because you are going to watch it over and over and over again!!! Especially the way kill him or it!!!
