Andy Richter posted a photo of a huge pen!s backstage on the set of Conan and we don’t know why it is there? We will just have to tune into the TBS show every night at 11p to find out. Or we can assume Conan O’Brien has been lying to us and he is hung like the tall man that he is.
On that note, here is a great joke from Conan’s monologue tonight, “In the United Kingdom, a man underwent 31 plastic surgeries to make himself look like a human Ken Doll. But correct me if I’m wrong, but to look like a Ken Doll, don’t you only have to have 1 surgery?” Oh wait, maybe that is the source of the humongous Twinkie!