Everyone let’s have a moment a silence for Bubble Wrap’s pop because Sealed Air Corp has silenced the sound that makes its so enjoyable. Without the pop, the world will be a much quieter place.
According to the Wall Street Journal, iBubbleWrap’s “new packaging is sold in flat plastic sheets that the shipper fills with air using a custom-made pump. The inflated bubbles look much like traditional Bubble Wrap, with one key difference: They don’t burst when pressure is applied.”
This needs to be stopped ASAP. This is a crime against humanity. We need to have the ability to get a package full of Bubble Wrap and get excited because we have a sheet of it to pop over and over again until the last bubble is popped. Without it, what do we have?
I am so sad right now. Someone get me a huge sheet of Bubble Wrap because that is the only thing that is going to make me feel better.
