Piers Morgan took to Twitter to announce some literal breaking news, “I’ve broken 3 ribs falling flat on my a**e.” He did not say how it happened, so instead we are left to imagine how he did it. Which is almost as fun as seeing it actually happen. Too bad the cameras are not on when you really need them to be on because that would be a fun gif to watch over and over and over again.
Talking about cameras, the British people were happy to wake up and not see his face on Good Morning Britain. Sadly for them, he will be back on the morning news show this Monday. Hopefully he will reveal how he fell on his a$$ and that will be the one time they will want to listen to what he is saying. Because most of the time he says stupid stuff that pisses people off.
