Today we learned the pigeons outside the White House are either Democrats or hate Fox News. That is because, as Peter Doocy was reporting live on Fox & Friends, a bird landed on the back of his head.
The reporter ducked down, and our winged friend tried to attack him. But sadly, it never made contact with him again.
And what’s even sadder, it did not shit on his head. Then, we could’ve said that Fox News is full of bird shit! Hopefully, next week, that bird will rectify that with his rectum!
The nepo baby got no support from Brian Kilmeade, Ainsley Earhardt, nor Lawrence Jones because all they did was laugh at him and make jokes about it. Kilmead had the best one, he said, “I hope it doesn’t have the flu.”
Doocy did not handle his attack like a real man. Instead, he acted like a pussy who needed a douche. And that is why I can Peter Douchey!
Last comment. I am surprised that, with all the times that Donald Trump has been out on the lawn, a bird never did that to him. After all, it looks like he has a bird’s nest on his head.
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