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June 17th, 2009 under Gossip Girl


For the tenth year in a row People Magazine names its Hottest Summer Bachelors and I think the list is a pretty cold.

COVER – THE SUMMER’S HOTTEST BACHELOR
Chace Crawford, 23

LARGER THAN LIFE
Common, 37: Terminator Salvation costar
Dwayne Johnson, 37: Race to Witch Mountain star
Taylor Kitsch, 28: X-Men Origins: Wolverine costar
Shia LaBeouf, 23: Transformers star
Adam Lambert, 27: American Idol runner-up
Robert Pattinson, 23: Twilight star
Chris Pine, 28: Star Trek star
Sam Worthington, 32: Terminator Salvation costar

HARLEQUIN
Lance Bass, 30: Former ’N Sync band member
Will Demps, 29: NFL star
Brody Jenner, 25: Reality TV star
Bret Michaels, 46: Rock Of Love star

BROMANCE
Ryan Eggold, 24 & Kellan Lutz, 24: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Zach Braff, 34 & Donald Faison, 35: Ponch & Jon
Entourage: Adrian Grenier, 32 & Kevin Connolly, 35 & Jerry Ferrara, 29: Bee Gees
Survivor: James Thomas, 25 & Stephen Fishbach, 30: Skipper & Gilligan

MATCHMAKERS
Experts:
Steve Ward, VH1’s Tough Love
Patti Stanger, Bravo’s The Millionaire Matchmaker
Bachelors:
George Clooney, 48: The Commitment Phobe
Kanye West, 32: The Serial Monogamist
John Mayer, 31: The Playboy

SHIRTLESS GUYS: VOTED BY PEOPLE.COM READERS
#1 Zac Efron, 21
#2 Robert Buckley, 28
#3 Mario Lopez, 35
#4 Tyson Beckford, 37
#5 Jason Stratham, 36
#6 Rafael Nadel, 23
#7 John Legend, 30
#8 Justin Gaston, 20
#9 Jared Leto, 37

WELL SUITED
Bradley Cooper, 34
Idris Elba, 36
Prince Harry, 24
James Franco, 31
John Krasinski, 29
Ben McKenzie, 30
Zachary Quinto, 32

Who knew that a stage falling on Bret Michaels would help him make the list? Because besides VH1, I don’t think anyone thinks he is one of the Hottest Bachelors. And I think it is about time that People retired its oldest one on the list, George Cloone. His time has come and past, his box office numbers prove that. You have to feel bad for People that they got stuck with Justin Gaston as a favor to Miley’s people and then she dumps him.
The list isn’t all bad, but how can you have Chace Crawford and not his Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick, who I think is hotter! Zac Efron, Robert Buckley, Bradley Cooper, Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, Robert Pattinson and Dwayne Johnson deserve to be there, but the rest not for me.
See how these Hot Summer Bachelors posed for their title this Friday in People when it hits stands.

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