Last week on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart was going off on a DOGE tirade, and he smashed his ceramic coffee cup on the desk. What happens when you smash glass on a desk? It smashes into a lot of pieces. That is what happened, and the host cut his hand. He really did a number on his fingers that he had to hide his bloodied hand under the desk for the rest of the segment.
Due to his on-air injury, his bosses at Paramount and Viacom met this week and said he is no longer allowed to have ceramic when he is recording the show. Therefore, yesterday, he debuted his plastic sippy cup. There is no way he can cut himself with that thing.
Talking about sippy cups, I hope he has one for Elon Musk when the big baby appears on his program. That is if Musk is man enough to accept Stewart’s offer. And we know that the man who is ruining this country never backs down from a fight, just like when he fought Mark Zuckerberg in a cage match. Whoops, that never happened because he wimped out.
Amazing how tough people like him sound behind a computer. In person, they are cowards who are easily scared.
