Michael Douglas’ crotch and Judaism just don’t get along. First, when he was 8 days old, he had a circumcision and then being Jewish came back to haunt that area recently according to what he told David Letterman on
The Late Show. Last year, at his son Dylan’s Bar Mitzvah, he was lifted up in a chair as part of the festivities. Well, the guys in the back were stronger than the ones in the front, and he fell forward. Bracing himself for the fall, he pulled his groin. If I were him, I would avoid anything Jewish for the rest of his life, for his crotch’s sake at least.
