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Once Upon a Time there was a boy named Jared Gilmore who lived among Mad Men and he had a very evil mother. One day he was given the chance to leave her and go from the land of AMC to the world of ABC, so he jumped at the offer where he would get not one but two very beautiful and nice women to be his mom. But his absence would not go unnoticed so he was replaced by another little boy. Well a man by the name of
Keck asked little Jared if he had words of wisdom for his replacement and he said, “Be careful around January [Jones]. She’s not as approachable as the others. She’s really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice.”
So now Jared is living happily ever after in a fairytale brought beautifully into modern day called Once Upon a Time on ABC starting on October 23rd. When you see his tale unfold you will know that little boy made the right decision to leave his unapproachable mother.
Serious note: I saw Jared Gilmore at the ABC TCA Summer Press Tour Day talk about his new show and he is a cute and witty little boy who is smart beyond years. So don’t hold his diplomatic advice about his former TV mom turn you against him.
