Today’s
Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC at 9p is slimy, but not in the way you think.
First there’s a couple who is getting ready for their first time together and they decide to do it on a very springy bed. While doing it missionary, a good thrust sends the man flying off the bed and into a mirror. As soon as he gets up, he is ready to finish what he started with his new girlfriend. That’s when she notices he is bleeding and now the two of them are going from the O to the ER.
Then are the parents of three kids who finally get some alone time together at a spa. When there massage is over, they decide to have shower sex. Only problem is the massage oil and the tiled floor don’t go together and he falls. The fall caused the back of his head is split open and now he is bleeding profusely. His wife is so afraid that the spa workers are going to think she’s trying to kill her husband, that she tries to hide what happened. Will she be able to get away with it or will she be arrested for attempted murder?
Finally there is a Hippie couple that come in with him complaining that he is suffering from hallucinations. Once the doctor goes in there, he tells her he hasn’t been able to pee for 8 hours. She tells him she has to swab his urethra and she sees his pen!s is completly swollen. She tells him that an STD might’ve caused it and that pisses off his wife. Then when the wife mentions he went to South America, so the doctor tells him it might be a parasite. The only way to check for that, is an urine test and he can’t do that. So she tells him she is going to have to give him a catheter, and now he finally tells her the truth. What he says next will shock you and even the doctor. Teaching us it is not always good to be one with nature.
Just when you think that Sex Sent Me to the ER can’t shock any more than they already have, they have a case like the last one. So tune in to find out what happens after sex sends these 3 couples to the ER.
I know I say this every week, but I love love love this show. Almost as much as safe sex that doesn’t send me to the ER!
