Remember when toddlers all over the World could not stop singing Let It Go from Frozen? Parents rejoiced when the fad finally died down. As kids finally let that song go, another one came out of nowhere and was even more addictive. Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
That is right, it is Baby Shark. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Just when you hoped that someone would harpoon the earworm, Nickelodeon is giving it its own animated series. Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
If that is not bad enough, Pam Kaufman, President, Viacom Nickelodeon Consumer Products said, “Our outstanding creative teams are moving fast to get more Baby Shark product across multiple categories to retailers, and our content team is excited to develop a terrific original animated series that will bring this property to new heights and even more fans.” Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
It will never go away. No matter where we are, we are going to hear that Doo doo doo doo doo doo. It will haunt us when we sleep and follow us when we are awake. There is no escaping it. Forget Jaws this is the scariest shark out there. Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
And Nickelodeon, bringing back All That does not make up for this. Brian Robbins, you owe us for this. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. How about an All That with all the OGs and a revival of Head of the Class? They are all teachers now teaching the next set of geniuses. A bunch of your classmates are getting together at the Hollywood Show at the end of the month, you can make the offer then. Doo doo doo doo doo doo.