Nick Cannon has very potent sperm, which has gotten six women pregnant, and they bore him a total of a dozen children in 12 years.
Because of that Dr. Squatch thinks his testicles should be insured for $10 million. So that is what they did.
And now, the father has the Most Valuable Balls in the World. With that title comes great responsibility. Therefore, he is taking care of them with Dr. Squatch’s male toiletries.
If I were one of his baby mamas, whose name is not Mariah Carey, I would castrate him for the insurance money.
