Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Nick Cannon has fathered twelve children in 14 years and one day! So you can say that the force is strong with his sperm.

So much so that there are rumors he got his testicles insured. Today, when he was on Tea Time with/ Raven & Miranda, Miranda Pearman-Maday and Raven-Symoné wanted to know if that is true.

It is true, but he is not the one who took out the policy. A few years ago, Dr. Squatch, the company behind manscaping products, joked with Cannon that celebrity women insure their legs, so they wanted to know what is Cannon’s most valuable asset. It is not his cannon. Instead, it is his cannonballs.

So they took out a policy insuring each ball for $5 million. If anything happens to one of them, that money will go to his kids. What is $5 divided by 12?

So I have to wonder. What if I accidentally hit him in the balls? Would my insurance go up? Because I don’t think my insurance policy covers me going all punter on his baby makes. Not that I would play kickballs with him. It is just a thought I had.

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