Nick Cannon has had/going to have eight children with six different women in about eleven years. Therefore, it is time for him to take a break from breeding. Since he probably won’t get a vasectomy and still wants to have sex, condoms are the next best option. So, someone got him a vending machine full of Magnums for Valentine’s. That should last him about a week. If that.
UPDATE: The gifter of the condom vending machine is not one of his baby mamas, but someone who is the size of his babies. Obviously, that means it is Kevin Hart. The comedian wrote, “I see u got my gift @nickcannon ….GOTCHA BITCH!!!!!! ….Now u don’t have an excuse because the condoms are free #PrankWars