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Never Been Kissed’s Michael Vartan is doing something he has never done before and that is getting married. According to
People he is engaged to his girlfriend of a year, Lauren Skaar and the two plan of tying the knot next year. They met at a Whole Foods parking lot. Who knew you could find your soul mate at a supermarket parking lot? Now that I know, I am off to wear some slutty clothes and hang out in front of a Whole Foods until I meet my one true love. You know a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
On a side note, his engagement saddens me because he looks like my ex who also recently got engaged. Yeah now I am going to wear an even tighter shirt.
BTW can I call any of you to bail me out in case I accidentally get arrested for solicitation? You know, cause if I stay out there for too long someone might mistake what I am doing for something else…
