Catherine Zeta-Jones shared a photo of her husband, Michael Douglas, reading the newspaper on a lazy Sunday. It wasn’t the newspaper I was looking at, but his pose. It was like his co-star Sharon Stone’s in Basic Instinct, but at least he had his swimming trunks on. That is not an image, I want to see. Granted, I can’t stop looking at his crotch, so it is kind of like the same thing. Right?