Macaulay Culkin posted the above photo and said, “I can’t believe this is the 5th year in a row I’m not in the in-memoriam… And I’ve been trying so hard. #theoscars” If cigarettes and drinking won’t get him there, he will try the oven. That was just one of the many things that he did when he was home alone watching the Oscars.
He also popped pimples, held his cat, played with Lego, took a bath and cooked himself. You know what he had more fun than we did watching the Oscars. It was a true snoozefest.
Next year, he should host a live event online as an alternate to the Academy Awards. I would watch that instead.