"People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes," he said. "No one talks about that though."
"You know it was one of those crazy moments where you're with a friend and you're like 'Hey, wouldn't it be fun if we did this?' and that's all that happened. It's the Vegas thing to do."
"In fact, the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night. And we didn't get one. We're like, 'We just got married!' They're like, 'Ah. Whatever.'
He did not tell them the name of his ex-wife, who is still a friend of his or how they ended their marriage. I wonder if they consummated the marriage…oh wait that was probably how they got it annulled.
You know I actually commend him for doing that, I would love to do something wild like. But with my luck, I would meet the one guy who would think the marriage was for real.
