It is allegedly springtime. So that means it is time for mini doughnuts at Krispy Kreme. And two of those mini donuts have animal butts on them.
I don’t know about you, but I only like to eat ass in the bedroom, and I don’t eat doughnuts in bed. I do eat nuts in there, but not donuts!
To check out their Spring collection, then
NEW Mini Bouncing Bunny Doughnut: Mini Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in green icing and topped with a dollop of vanilla-flavored buttercreme frosting and two bunny feet sugar pieces.
NEW Mini Diving Duck Doughnut: Mini Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in blue icing, sprinkled with white nonpareils, topped with a dollop of yellow buttercreme frosting and two orange buttercreme duck feet.
NEW Mini Daffodil Doughnut: Mini Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in yellow icing and yellow sanding sugar, topped with a dollop of orange buttercreme frosting and decorated with a yellow icing flower.
Mini Chocolate Iced with Spring Sprinkles Doughnut: Mini Original Glazed® Doughnut dipped in chocolate icing and topped with spring sprinkles.
Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to put a chicken and a bunny butt on doughnuts? Are you going to eat their little tails?