Sex Sent Me to the ER teaches us tonight at 10p on TLC that vacuums and dummies are not meant to be used during sex!
A woman shows up to the ER with her husband whose junk is attached to a vacuum cleaner and now doctors are on a race against time to save his testicle. No matter what the doctors do to try to remove the hose from his hose, they are unsuccessful. Will they be able to do it in time or will the proper amount of suction do him in?
Then a man picks up a comedian, who uses a dummy as a prop, at a comedy club. When they take things into the bedroom, she brings the puppet with her. First, she sits it on a chair to watch, and then she has it join them in bed. When the man makes a sudden move in the bed, his wood gets impaled by the dummy. Now he has to go to the ER with a doll impaling his crotch. Will doctors be able to remove it or will he need a dummy down there?
Finally, a couple decide to have hot sex in a store at an ice rink, but something goes wrong and her vajayjay is swelling up and she is in a lot of pains. Doctors can’t figure out what is wrong because she lied to them about what happened. Will she come clean or will she will stay that way?
Tune in for another brilliant episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER that schools us on what not to do in the heat of the moment. I mean, who would’ve thought that vacuum cleaners and their suction capability could be so dangerous? Or that you shouldn’t have a three-way with an inanimate lifelike doll? These are important lessons that should not be missed.
Plus, when the episode is done, you are ready to try something that might send you to the ER. If you catch my drift!
