Back in February,
Kevin Smith suffered a massive heart attack that nearly killed him. Since it did not, his doctor told him to some weight. Actually, the doctors told him to 50 pounds.
Now three and half months later, he is down 43 pounds and loves showing off his weight loss. Just days after he suffered the widowmaker, he talked about his near-death experience, and he revealed that he did not like people seeing him without his shirt on. Therefore, when the EMTs and the doctors were trying to remove his signature hockey jersey, he struggled to keep it on.
That was then, and this is now. This is Kevin Smith without his shirt and he has hair on his chest. Did you know that? Now we all know that little factoid about him.
Why now? That is because this is the thinnest he has been since he graduated high school. Because he is down over 40 pounds, he wanted to declare to us, “while I may look a little better, I FEEL f*cking fantastic!” His poor wife. Hopefully, he lets her rest because after all, he revealed his Deadly But Silent standup special that she is very easy to please. If you know what I mean?
Seriously, he looks f*cking fantastic! Keep it up. I cannot wait to this his nude photoshoot in a couple of weeks when he hits his goal weight. Whoever thought that we find the director sexy? But we do and I want to hear Silent Bob scream in ecstasy! If you know what I mean?
