Kevin Bacon found an old pair of rollerskates from 1976, and he decided to give them a spin. Even though they were two sizes too small, he was still able to skate like he dances.
I thought to myself, is there anything he can’t do? And then we found out. Yes, there are things he can’t do.
Because after two successful songs, he said, “And one more, cause I’m still standing,” stood up, and fell on his butt.
So maybe he should stay off the wheels for another 45 years because he needs to protect that cute butt.
