https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVuNcDOZGlA
Do you like your chicken fried, but not your skin from the sun? Well, Kentucky Fried Chicken came up with a solution for that. The fast food restaurant came out with KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen. No, the SPF lotion doesn’t leave your dermis extra crispy, it just makes it smell that way.
Who knew that people had a need for their bodies to smell like fried chicken when they laid out in the sun.
Definitely not me because when I worked a big story in the Everglades, several of the other newsmen fed the alligators KFC and they loved it. Since they say humans taste like chicken, why would I want to smell that way too around animals that dream of eating us for a living. That could just be me, but I don’t want to give them anymore reason to eat me. There is only one mammal I let do that and he is man. Sorry, had to!
Back to the lotion, sadly they have already run out of supplies. Since it went so fast, maybe they release some more. For those of you who want to smell good enough to eat!
