Jeff Bezos has given Lauren Sánchez so many expensive gifts (including awful plastic surgery), so what else is left for him to get his future wife?
He is giving her a trip to Space on his New Shepard’s 11th Human Flight with Aisha Bowe, Amanda Nguyen, Gayle King, Katy Perry, and Kerianne Flynn this Spring. Sánchez is leading a team of explorers on a mission that will challenge their perspectives of Earth, empower them to share their own stories, and create a lasting impact that will inspire generations to come.
Can someone tell me how Katy Perry is an inspiration for today’s generation, let alone future ones? How many female singers did the future Mrs. Bezos have to call before she settled on the California Gurl?
Back to Sánchez. Maybe because I am watching Beyond the Gates as I type this, but what if Bezos no longer wanted to marry her? So he is sending her up into Space with a one-way ticket and making it look like an accident.
He can afford to make a new compensating rocket with all the tax cuts the GOP gave him. And he can also afford to build a new wife.
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