Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Justin Timberlake was photographed thrusting his crotch deep into a bush and you have to wonder what is going in here? Is he cheating on Jessica Biel? Is he peeing in it? Is he wacking off because the idea of getting an Oscar was too much to handle at the nominee luncheon? Does he like to mark his territories? Is he trying to make that bush say timber causing him to leave a lake behind?
So many possibilities, what are yours?

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