Omicron is ruining Christmases all over the world because people are still refusing to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Judge Reinhold had come up with a way to make sure that more shots go into the arms of COVIDiots.
What is the plan, you ask? He says, “If we do not get Covid under control, celebrities are going to start singing Imagine again.” Imagine the surviving cast of Fast Times of Ridgemont High reuniting to sing the John Lennon tune? I don’t think they have the beat to do it.
So, if you don’t want us to suffer any more than we have, then get the fucking vaccine already.
If you don’t, then we blast Gal Gadot’s celebrity version outside your window until you do. Who is with me?