Many eons ago, I had behind the stage tickets to see Bon Jovi at Madison Square Garden. I was upset about those bad seats until Jon Bon Jovi came out in skin-tight jeans and started shaking his ass.
Through my binoculars, I noticed that he had this beautiful bubble butt that looked like two half cantaloupes, and all I wanted to do was squeeze it. It was and is my bad medicine that makes me…well, you know what song I am thinking about.
So, ever since that night, I love anytime the band shares videos of his tushie. I think he has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll, and my friend even told him that when she interviewed him.
I don’t know what it is that makes his ass so yummy, but it is. It is probably all that Jazzercise he does on stage. Whatever it is. It is working.
So, I am going to sit here, sipping on Hampton Water, and enjoy watching this video of him shaking his money maker. Let’s be honest. His voice is his second best asset! Yeah, I said it. Want to debate it?
