In case you haven’t heard, Max imported Naked Attraction from the United Kingdom. It is a dating show unlike anything you have seen before. Although, you will see everything.
That is because the suitors are only wearing their birthday suits. Yep, they are completely naked, and they are judged on their bodies before their faces.
So how is Jimmy Kimmel’s Aunt Chippy, an old Italian woman from Brooklyn, going to respond to the show? Just as you think. She fucking hated it, and she threatened to do things to her nephew and a producer on his show that are illegal in most states.
I hope Max decides to give us new episodes, just so Aunt Chippy can provide us with her colorful take on it all.
Oh, and The Golden Bachelor, Gerry Turner, told Kimmel why he didn’t choose Aunt Chippy. It had nothing to do with her sleeping through the Rose Ceremony. It is because she is a smoker. So I can’t blame him for passing on her. If she smells more like an ashtray than roses, then she loses.
