Over the weekend Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancee went to shopping and they decided to have lunch afterwards. As they sat down to eat the ABC late night host realized that he needed to put some money in the meter. When he got to the car, he saw some quarters in it and proceeded to open the door. Well some how he got distracted and the car door hit him smack dab on the cheek. Instead running to his fiancee, crying like a little girl. He acted like man, holding a napkin on the cut and stayed at the restaurant until he was done with lunch. When they were done, they went to the hospital and he got 11 stitches on his face.
Now even though he did a great dramatization of what happened, no one seems to believe him. Liev Schreiber, who was the first guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, told Kimmel he didn’t believe him. So Jimmy responded by saying, “What do you think I am dating Chris Brown?” Although since he is days away from getting married, no one would blame Molly McNearney if she gave him a matching black eye to match the one he already has. At least I know I wouldn’t because afterall he is f*cking up their wedding pictures with that big bruise.
So now when it comes to his story about what happened, do you believe him? To be honest I am not sure I do. I could see how it could happened, but a car door…seriously? Just seems a little far fetched.
