For years Jimmy Kimmel has wanted, begged and dreamed of having Oprah Winfrey on his show and on Oscar night that will finally happen. ABC announced today that she will be the main guest on his post-Oscar special. This is his biggest get since he stole Ben Affleck from Matt Damon. And he was probably just as excited and is just as nervous when he got to f*ck Ben Affleck. Hopefully she will be gentle with him since it is first time. He might not last that long and come out before he should, but he will give it his all. She should know it gets better the more someone does it and give him a break for being a virgin around her.
Besides having the Queen of Daytime on his late night show, he will have Oscar host Billy Crystal open up the special. He will close the night with a performance from Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow’s husband’s band Coldplay and between all of that Meryl Streep, George Clooney, Tom Hanks, Martin Scorsese, Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, Don Cheadle, John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Samuel L. Jackson, Cameron Diaz and many more will make special appearances on the show.
Past guests during the special have been Tom Cruise and anti-Semite Mel Gibson. Along with hysterical bits from the Handsome Men’s Club, Tom Cruise sending Kimmel into a burning building, Mel Gibson as Colonel Sanders, Christoph Waltz in Der Humpink and of course he told the world in song he was f*cking Ben Affleck.
Congrats to Jimmy Kimmel for finally getting the guest that has eluded him for years!
