When you and I were learning how to French Kiss,
Jessica Simpson was acting and singing. Because of that I guess she never learned how to do it properly. For some reason she thinks that you are supposed to do it with your tongues outside of your mouth instead of in.
Not only hasn’t she mastered Frenching, she also doesn’t understand how 2nd Base works in this photo. His hand goes there, not yours.
You would’ve thought that John Mayer would’ve taught her all of this stuff when they were dating.
On a positive note, at least she got sex right. We know that because she has two kids and not because she has a sex tape like some other people her age.
