Jerry Springer announced that he is running for President of the United States and all I have to say is Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Seriously I wish he would run because imagine how much fun it would be. The cabinet members would wear a lot less clothes. Leaders would literally fight it out and the secret service would break it up. Actually he is a really good negotiator, so he probably would bring peace to the world.
Sadly though he wasn’t born in the US, so this a dream that will never come true. Maybe Maury would consider a run for the White House, at least then we would know who everyone’s father is!
