Yesterday was Jerry O’Connell’s 47th birthday, so the women in his life gave him a cake with 47 candles on it. When it came time to blow them all out, he ran into a little problem. He was wearing a mask, and his breath couldn’t get through it to blow them all down. Therefore, he didn’t get his wish.
Hopefully, the O’Connells found a way to extinguish it before they burned the house down because that is a lot of candles with a lot of fire attached to them.
To all the maskholes out there, see masks do work. It prevents the spread of COVID-19. That and birthday wishes. Although if you wear a mask, then you have a better chance of do-overs because you will have more birthdays to celebrate.
