Seriously? OMG! WTF?

A drug smuggler thought he could sneak 400 grams of cocaine between his legs past security at the Barajas Airport but the Policía Nacional in Madrid, Spain were able to detain before he could get away. Proving smuggling drugs between your legs is a woman’s job. That’s because us women can detect when a man is stuffing. Hate to burst your sock, but we know.
Now, I feel I have to say, women do not try to hide drugs between your legs. Not only is it illegal, if the condom breaks it can be deadly.

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