KFC came out with a huge pillow that looks just like one of their chicken sandwiches. Not only does it look good enough to eat, but the squishy snuggler also looks good enough to snuggle with all night long.
Who needs a man when you can spork with that soft dreamy cushion? Not me! Well, maybe I do, but since I can’t get a man and I can get the imitation for $99, I will take what I can get. That is unless my cat gets jealous and shreds it to look like Kentucky Fried Chicken’s coleslaw.
Guess what I am getting for lunch because I talked myself into it.
