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The cast of Jersey Shore rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning and I am hoping that doesn’t crash the stock market. If any group of people can devalue the American dollar it is them. Although now that they signed their new lucrative contracts with MTV, maybe they will be investing some of their earnings and that can raise the value of the stocks they put their money into? You stocks like fake tanning products, hair gel and condoms.
BTW knowing them, they probably thought that the New York Stock Exchange was clothing store they haven’t been to yet because it was south of SoHo!
