Ever since Universal announced that they cast Chris Pratt in The Super Mario Bros. Movie, everyone is like how can he play the part, he is not Italian. Today we found out how they were able to get away with it. The videogame character will sound like he is a third generation American and not like he is fresh off the boat from Italy.
I know that makes sense because not all Italians sound like they should be in The Godfather. But, it is just that we assumed that is how Mario and Luigi sounded. On that note, where is Luigi?
One more thought. Damn you, Stormy Daniels, who else thought of Donald Trump’s penis when they saw Toad? Just me?