Harley Quinn/HBO Max
The animated version of DC’s Harley Quinn is not for kids. There is sex, drugs, and Rock’n’Roll with a lot of cursing mixed in. Therefore, a scenario where Batman is caught giving Catwoman oral sex seems normal for the series. However, DC disapproved of the storyline.
The show creators, Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker, talked to Variety about how DC deep 69ed, I mean deep-sixed, their plans for the scene. “It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway,” says Halpern. “A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”
Too bad they didn’t allow it because there are so many jokes they could have told. I am sure Marvel would have allowed it.
Talking about jokes, Comedy Central ranked the actors, who played Batman, as who eats the most pussy. To see if you agree with the ranking, then
I can totally see George Clooney being the last one on the list. He seems like the type who is all about his needs. However, I think Michael Kearton and Ben Affleck should switch places. Just so I can scream out Beetlejuice three times as I give him some juice to drink. Oh, and I would totally go down on Will Arnett to hear what he sounds like when he moans in ecstasy. I would let him talk dirty to me all night long with his voice.
