Howie Mandel was Jimmy Kimmel Live and he told the ABC he just started using “Fresh Balls” the lubricant that makes men testicles smell nice and fresh and not gross and sweaty. When Jimmy asked him if he tried it, the Germaphob said “Let me tell you, I’m wearing it now and my balls…it’s like springtime in my pants.” In fact he loves the product so much that he wants to be the face of the product. And what better face than that.
After the America’s Got Talent judge gave him the gift of Fresh Balls, the two men went in to a TMI discussion what they have done and are doing to keep their beans fresh for us ladies. It was something I so didn’t need to know and I am not better off for knowing it. And talking about off, did we really need to know about how Howie spent 6 years jerking off. Although his description was funny, I am mentally scarred now because of it.
BTW not once did Kimmel ask him about the rug on Howie’s head, so don’t ask me why wore it?
Finally if you are wondering if Fresh Balls is a real product, here is the song to promote the product.
