Seriously? OMG! WTF?

My penis is average

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) September 13, 2016

Howard Stern took a Tweet out of Larry King’s Twitter and started Tweeting whatever comes to mind. He Tweeted things like, “I like sex but not sexting,” “Jazz is boring,” “What do you call male ladybugs,” but there is one that really got my attention. He revealed, “My penis is average,” and now I can’t stop picturing it.
Things we have learned this political election is that hand size matters, but I guess nose size doesn’t.