Any man can tell you he loves to get hugs from his kid until they are tall enough to reach his waist. That is because they are that perfect height to headbutt your little head. We’ve all seen it, that awwwwdorable toddler running full force towards her dad and him hoping to arch himself in just enough time not to have any impact with his baby makers.
Well, Fridababy has come up with a solution to that problem and that is FridaBalls. It is an underwear with Heirloom Conservation Technology. In other words, padding to protect your boys. Don’t know what to get the dads in your life for Father’s Day? Now you know! Not only does it protect his hotdog and buns, it also makes them look like they are the size of a baseball bat and basketballs in his pants. What more does he need? The only negative is that it will make America’s Funniest Videos a lot less funny without all of those ball hitting balls videos.
Does FridaBalls work? Just ask Oliver Hudson who tried them on for size and protection. His 4-year-old daughter ran right into his precious jewels and he barely flinched. He even says it did not hurt a bit. The actor even came up with his own catchphrase for them and it is “It is nuts not to protect your nuts.” He is 100% right.
Even though the sadist me is sad to miss all of those painfully hilarious moments. I used to love asking my friend’s kids to give daddy a big running hug and now it will not be the same because guess what I am getting him for Father’s Day. Wait he is not my dad! Screw that, let the good times roll! And I when I say roll, I mean his 4-year-old, like Hudson’s, is that perfect height and speed for ultimate impact!
For those of you who care about that special dad in your life, then get him FridaBalls. If you are like me, then tell his kids to show him how much they love him with a huge unsuspecting hug!
