Seriously? OMG! WTF?

So, the other day, my Citizen app went off and said there was a robbery at the Lowe’s in Burbank. However, I didn’t follow up to see what happened. Now, I know what happened.

Rob Lowe went there to find out, “How many Lowe’s can Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?”

What did he learn? It takes just one!

I hope that with all of that money he just stole, he went to Krispy Kreme and got some Ghostbuster donuts. I mean, he might as well get a reward for answering that age-old question.

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