According to IOL, Heather Mills is planning on bringing her Dancing with the Stars partner Jonathan Roberts on tour with her. She claims that she does speaking engagements around The US, "We're going to do a speaking tour around America – a motivational thing – which I've done for years and years. I'll do a surprise, where Jonathan comes up and he'll do dances and flips on the stage." Seriously who would want to book her now and why? What can she talk about? How to get a very rich man to marry you and get his money when you divorce him?