Harry Styles was having a great show in Chicago the other night, but then tragedy happened. One of the singer’s fans hit him in the bullseye with a water bottle, aka his crotch.
Immediately he hunched over in pain and said, “Now, that’s unfortunate.” Then he proceeded to shake it off before responding to the audience in a high-pitched voice. And then, he went on with the show because it must go on even though it turned into a clip from America’s Home Videos.
Anyways, hopefully, Olivia Wilde is with him, so she can kiss it and make it better. Because her watermelon sugar ain’t getting no action for the foreseeable future. Poor Harry.
BTW I know, I am a sadist. But am I the only one who keeps watching this video in a loop? Please, tell me it is not just me.
