Today on Harry, Connick Jr did something that probably no one else has ever done. Eat a cake that was made in the image of their own face. Not only did he put his lips on it, he Frenched it like it was the first girl he kissed. And when he was done, he gave himself a nose job that left him without one. But at least he liked the way he kissed. Same way I liked the taste of the first guy I Frenched because he just ate a powdered donut.