I know what the true meaning of Easters is all about, but over the years it is all about Peeps and Cadbury Eggs to me.
Therefore, when I saw competition eater Matt Stonie compete in a Peeps eating contest, I knew what the holiday was all about. Just like July 4th is all about him downing hot dogs at Nathan’s, so is Easter with him eating 255 Peeps in 5 minutes. Now, I don’t want to eat a single one of them until next year. Consuming that much sugar just made me sick. I say this as I devour a box mystery flavored Peeps.