It was time for another Mean Tweets for musicians on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and they actually nailed some of the artists.
The said Nick Jonas looks like a ferret now. While Alice Cooper looks like a ball sack with face paint on it. But they also nailed some of the musicians’ sounds like, “Common is the Pottery Barn of rappers.” Then there Dave Gahan who was told, “If you are a guy listening to Depeche Mode, reach into your vagina and pull your balls back down.” Which is accurate, I once ran into an ex at a DM show and his balls were way up there.
And of course the ABC talk showsaved the best for last. “I left more talent in my toilet this morning than Green Day has ever had. Green days sucks dicks.” Jason White told their hater, “I am glad are thinking about us while you are taking dumps. We’re doing something right.” Billie Joe Armstrong added, “We will be thinking about you while we are sucking dicks.” Why didn’t anyone ever tell me Green Day is this cool? Whenever I think about them, I think of their song being used in the Seinfeld finale. And that is not a bitchin’ thing like when Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing was in The Sopranos finale.
Back to Green Day, someone needs to give them a variety special so we can see their humor shine through. Make it happen.
